Articles written by Datagoblin
Closet Gnomes Eat All The Cereal
NEWTON, Kan. -- Do you know who's living in your attic? One Kansas man discovered his attic was home for an intruder. Newton police said that a man
CSI Yuma – Pigeon Poop Blamed in Awning Collapse
RUN! That bird just ate bran muffin crumbs! Sheriff’s deputies in Yuma County are blaming pigeons for the partial collapse of a gas station awning. The
‘Noot Shot 101
At least this college moron wont be fathering children anytime in the near future, thank god. Money well spent Mom & Dad.