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Closet Gnomes Eat All The Cereal

Closet Gnomes Eat All The Cereal

By Datagoblin • on January 2, 2009

NEWTON, Kan. -- Do you know who's living in your attic? One Kansas man discovered his attic was home for an intruder. Newton police said that a man

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CSI Yuma – Pigeon Poop Blamed in Awning Collapse

CSI Yuma – Pigeon Poop Blamed in Awning Collapse

By Datagoblin • on January 1, 2009

RUN! That bird just ate bran muffin crumbs! Sheriff’s deputies in Yuma County are blaming pigeons for the partial collapse of a gas station awning. The

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Nothing but Net!  Volume 2

Nothing but Net! Volume 2

By Datagoblin • on November 17, 2008

Put some ice on that knee, he will be alright. Or, call 911 just in case?

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We’ve all been this drunk, once or twice, right?

We’ve all been this drunk, once or twice, right?

By Datagoblin • on November 15, 2008

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‘Noot Shot 101

‘Noot Shot 101

By Datagoblin • on November 15, 2008

At least this college moron wont be fathering children anytime in the near future, thank god. Money well spent Mom & Dad.

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Hardcore fan ”PwNz the NuBs” waiting to buy Nintendo Wii

Hardcore fan ”PwNz the NuBs” waiting to buy Nintendo Wii

By Datagoblin • on October 10, 2008

That’s right ladies, he’s single…

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